Evil Chocolate Pumpkinheads

I'm not allowed to go to stores like Godiva or South Bend Chocolate Company for this very reason. I buy chocolate. In this case, I was sucked in by the free sample! So, here you go -- my absolute, better-than-bad-sex, favorite new food in the world: The Pumpkinhead.

What, you may ask, is a pumpkinhead exactly? Well, it would take just the sort of sickos who work for a chocolate company to come up with it.

Caramel corn, dipped in white chocolate, dipped in pumpkin flavored icing. Pretty much the world's most perfect food. Really. $4.99 for 1/2 pound bag at the South Bend Chocolate Company. Evil evil evil. Just in time for Halloween.