Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Truckload of Chocolate Stolen

Oh, there's so much more I want to know about this story! Guy hauling chocolate stops at a Michigan City truckstop. Comes out, his semi trailer is gone. Were there a bunch of enterprising women skulking about the place? What kind of chocolate? Was he hauling raw palettes of processed chocolate on it's way to a manufacturer (like Endangered Species Chocolates?) What is the street price for pure chocolate these days anyway? Or should I head up to the outlet mall today hoping there will be a "last minute" Vosges sale? And best yet, what on earth are the thieves going to do when the open up this semi trailer and find it's full of, say, Hershey's. I suspect there will be gunplay involved.

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