* Roller Derby. Who doesn't like a night off with Bud Light and a soggy slice compliments of the Naptown Roller Girls.
* Fogo de Chou. Make your carnivore's dreams come true with this orgy of meat. Don't forget the papaya cream at the end.
* A home cooked meal. Guys, even if it's a grilled cheese sandwich for two (maybe with a little bacon, truffle oil, and Italian prosciutto), never underestimate the effect of just making the effort. Throw in a bottle of fine champagne and you're in business.
If you're still sold on reservations for supper, check out the new, revitalized Indianapolis Monthly Dish newsletter. This week's tasty edition has a roundup of local fine-dining faves and their options for the V-Day. (And bonus, it's National Condom Week. Be careful out there!)